Funny Quotes

  • Two of me could do no good either.
  • If I could walk right past walls, I would not be able to walk left present or left future walls.
  • If my Black Sheep could speak poems like that, I would auction them instead of shaving freaking wool off their skin.
  • I wont leave that last mug just because there’s a car waiting outside the pub to be driven home safely.
  • And just after creating life, God said, If you don’t pour that thing into your mouth everyday, You will die! Damn Water!
  • The shortest way to enlightment is a torch. And it is up to 8 times better with duracells .
  • It takes a lot of time to make a complete man, its been an hour and i still cant find my damn earphones!
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